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Blinking Tell

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Blinking Tell - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, office, office workers, spying, elbonian

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the boss: i didn't believe you were a spy for the elbonian government until you denied it the wrong way. the boss: you were slow to speak, and you blinked. dilbert: that isn't evidence of anything. the boss yelling: you blinked again!

Bad Denials

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Bad Denials - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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ceo: have you confirmed that the cyber attacks are coming from elbonia? dilbert: no. ceo: i guess that means you are on their side. dilbert: what? catbert: what proof do you have that dilbert is a spy? ceo: he didn't deny it the way I think he should have.

Various Anonymous Sources

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Various Anonymous Sources - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, elbonian, office, office workers, spying, yelling

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ted: i have heard from various anonymous sources that you are an elbonian spy. dilbert: that's ridiculous. who told you that? ted: i can't say dilbert: well, my anonymous sources say you are nuts. ted yelling: you can't believe anonymous sources!