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Bad Planning

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Bad Planning - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, office, office workers, teamwork, team, deadline

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ted: i need your help on my project today, or i'll miss my deadline. dilbert: are you trying to turn your lack of planning into my problem? ted: i was hoping you would be a team player. dilbert: i'm holding out for an offer from a better team.

Keyboard Tapping

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Keyboard Tapping - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, business, office, office workers, sleeping, multi-task

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the boss: why do i hear a keyboard tapping every time i'm talking? click, click, click. alice: i have to multi-task when you talk, just to stay awake. the boss: please stop doing that. alice: okay... - zzzzzz-zzzzzz-zzz...

Paying The Replacement More

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Paying The Replacement More - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, office, office workers, pay raise

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dilbert: if i were to quit, you would have to pay my replacement more than you are paying me. dilbert: wouldn't it be more fair to give me a raise to stay? the boss: how would that be fair to your replacement?