Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday May 04,
2019
Engineers Don't Lie
Tags boss, business, office, office workers, ceo
Transcript
the boss: i saw dilbert talking to the ceo. i think he's trying to undermine me. catbert: engineers don't lie. the boss: that's what worries me.
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Friday May 03,
2019
Chatting With The Ceo
Tags business, office, office workers, sarcasm, ceo
Transcript
the boss: i saw you chatting with our eco. what was that all about? dilbert: we were talking about what a great job you do. dilbert: you believe that, right? the boss: seems plausible.
Thursday May 02,
2019
Wally Answers Phone In Bathroom
Tags business, office, office workers, mobile phone
Transcript
carol: every time i try to call your mobile phone, you don't answer. wally: i only answer my phone when i'm in the bathroom. carol: i will never call you again. wally: it's time for office hours.

