Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Tuesday March 26,
2019
Why Is Dilbert Arrogant
Tags business, intelligence, office, office workers, relationships, arrogance
Transcript
office worker: why are you so arrogant? dilbert: that's an illusion caused be a combination of your low intelligence and my track record of being right all the time. office worker: you're being arrogant again! dibert: or am I just right?
Monday March 25,
2019
Wally's Dna
Tags business, office, office workers, dishes, break room, dna, genealogy
Transcript
carol: did you leave unwashed dishes in the break room? wally: it wasn't me. carol:" i got a dna sample off a fork, ran it against public genealogy records and narrowed it down to your family. carol: how do you explain that? wally: sounds like i have a child i don't know about.
Sunday March 24,
2019
Tags argument, debates, frustration, office workers, evidence
Transcript
Man: ...And that's what I think about the issue. Dilbert: Here's a Youtube video proving that everything you believe is wrong. Notice this isn't just an opinion. It is a video of the entire event you just claimed did not happen. I'm sending you a link to ten media stories debunking your version of events. Having now proved how wrong you are. Would you like to retract everything you said about it? Man: Why can't you admit when you are wrong? Dilbert: Because I'm not wrong!!!

