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Brainwashing To Increase Sales

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Brainwashing To Increase Sales - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags questioning, brainwashing, technology, increase, ethnical

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Sean: Our brainwashing technology had boosted sales by 900% Dilbert: But is it ethnical? Sean: Yes, it is. Yes...It...Is

Sean From Extreme Marketing

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Sean From Extreme Marketing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags extreme, marketing, sean, brainwashing, technology, unapprove, first

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Boss: This is Sean from the extreme marketing department. He's here to tell us about our new brainwashing technology. Dilbert: I don't approve of brainwashing. Sean: That's why I'm going to do you first.

Manipulation Via Dopamine

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Manipulation Via Dopamine - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags customer, lotalty, science, new, manipulate, addictions, mockery, free will, evil, extreme

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Boss: We've moved past the old notation of customer loyalty. Now we use science to manipulate dopamine and create addictions that make a mockery of free will. Dilbert: That sounds like the epitome of evil. Boss: We call it "extreme marketing."