Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday March 23,
2019
Brainwashing To Increase Sales
Tags questioning, brainwashing, technology, increase, ethnical
Transcript
Sean: Our brainwashing technology had boosted sales by 900% Dilbert: But is it ethnical? Sean: Yes, it is. Yes...It...Is
Friday March 22,
2019
Sean From Extreme Marketing
Tags extreme, marketing, sean, brainwashing, technology, unapprove, first
Transcript
Boss: This is Sean from the extreme marketing department. He's here to tell us about our new brainwashing technology. Dilbert: I don't approve of brainwashing. Sean: That's why I'm going to do you first.
Thursday March 21,
2019
Manipulation Via Dopamine
Tags customer, lotalty, science, new, manipulate, addictions, mockery, free will, evil, extreme
Transcript
Boss: We've moved past the old notation of customer loyalty. Now we use science to manipulate dopamine and create addictions that make a mockery of free will. Dilbert: That sounds like the epitome of evil. Boss: We call it "extreme marketing."


