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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags communication, conversation, frustration, managers & supervisors, marriage, relationships

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Boss: My wife is the smart one in the family. Everything I know about management I learned from her. Dilbert: Do you have a minute? Boss: Whatever. Dilbert: Whatever? Are you mad at me? Boss: No, not at all. Everything is fine. Dilbert: If you have a problem with me, why don't you just tell me? Boss: It's nothing. Carol: She taught you well.

Hard Work Is The Key

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Hard Work Is The Key - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags advice, office, office workers, success, difficult

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Boss: The key to your personal success is hard work. Dilbert: Was it hard for you to learn that? Boss: No, it was easy. Dilbert: Do you mind if I get my advice from someone who worked it at harder?

Darkest Before The Dawn

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Darkest Before The Dawn - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Alice: Our product pipeline looks dismal. Boss: It's always darkest before the dawn. Alice: You're comparing product development to the solar system. I don't know what to do with that. Boss: What would Jesus do?