Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday February 06,
2019
Meeting Robot's Son
Tags family & parenting, hungry, kids, robot, technology
Transcript
Robot: I'd like you to meet my son. As you can see, he is half-human and half-machine. Dilbert: Does he talk? Robot: Only when he's hungry or he can't find his charger.
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Tuesday February 05,
2019
Robot Coparents
Monday February 04,
2019
Robot Has A Cyborg
Tags insults, kids, office workers, robot, technology, smartphone
Transcript
Alice: Today I saw a kid on a hoverboard using a smartphone with headphones. It was like a creepy new species that is half-human and half-robot. Robot: That's my son. He's a cyborg. Alice: I'll report myself to human resources.

