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Meeting Robot's Son

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Meeting Robot's Son - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags family & parenting, hungry, kids, robot, technology

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Robot: I'd like you to meet my son. As you can see, he is half-human and half-machine. Dilbert: Does he talk? Robot: Only when he's hungry or he can't find his charger.

Robot Coparents

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Robot Coparents - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags marriage, parenting, robot, shocked, humans, rumor

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Asok: Is it true you married a human woman and she gave birth to a cyborg? Robot: No, that's a ridiculous rumor. Asok: Oh, good. Robot: We're co-parenting. We never got married.

Robot Has A Cyborg

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Robot Has A Cyborg - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags insults, kids, office workers, robot, technology, smartphone

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Alice: Today I saw a kid on a hoverboard using a smartphone with headphones. It was like a creepy new species that is half-human and half-robot. Robot: That's my son. He's a cyborg. Alice: I'll report myself to human resources.