Boss: NASA has detected an alien probe heading for earth. We won the NASA contract to contact the aliens using a focused laser beam.
Dilbert: Wouldn't that look to them like an attack?
Boss: Maybe that's why do one else bid.
Boss: The inspirational poster I put in the break room isn't working. I asked around and no one is soaring with the eagles.
Catbert: Is the poster defective?
Boss: That's the only explanation that makes sense.
Dilbert: Something exciting happened at work today. We reconfigured the cubicles, and now I have a partial view of a potted plant.
Dogbert: You're happy about seeing half of a potted plant?
Dilbert: I call it bringing the outdoors in.