Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday December 14,
2018
Cake Is Healthy
Tags cake, diet, employees, employment, health, health food, office, office workers
Transcript
Boss: We're launching a health and wellness initiative for employees this week. In other news, we have cake in the break room to celebrate all of the birthdays this month. Dilbert: Because cake is healthy? Boss: Learn to compartmentalize.
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Thursday December 13,
2018
Alice Writes Own Review
Tags boss, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, performance, sarcasm, review
Transcript
Boss: I'm asking everyone to write their own performance reviews. Alice: "She shone like the light of a thousand suns." Boss: Slop some jargon on that and put a bow on it. Alice: Got it.
Wednesday December 12,
2018
Write Your Own Review
Tags boss, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, performance, sarcasm
Transcript
Boss: I need you to write your own performance review for my signature. Dilbert: I'll sign it for you too. I see no reason for you to be involved. Boss: Put something in there about insubordination. Dilbert: Got it.

