Wally: Here's the note from my doctor that you asked for.
Boss: I can't read the handwriting.
Wally: That's how you know it's a real doctor's note.
Boss: What's it say.
Wally: It says I need lots of sleep at work.
Tina: Did Alice find the data I need?
Dilbert: Why don't you ask her?
Tina: I'm afraid of her.
Dilbert: You're not afraid of me?
Tina: I've seen you try to lift a box of printer paper.
Dilbert: Paper is heavier than it looks.
Boss: Our new corporate owners want us to gather every morning to do the company cheer.
Alice: I quit.
Dilbert: I quit.
Voice: I quit.
Voice 2: I quit.
Boss: That's not the company cheer.
Dilbert: It is now.