Man: At my company, every employee is their own boss.
Dilbert: How do you make decisions?
Man: Can I get back to you when we make one? It's only been two years.
Asok: I keep working hard, but no one notices.
Wally: That's why I send out department-wide emails at around midnight every night.
Asok: I didn't know you work at home every night.
Wally: Do I need to speak slower here?
Boss: We need to be more innovative and more nimble. That's why I created a task force to consider forming a project team to write a white paper on how to start.
Dilbert: Maybe they can fix you first.
Boss: You can't fix perfect.