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Boss Email Password

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Boss Email Password - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, competition, email, obliviousness, security, strategy

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Boss: We need to find out who leaked our strategy to our competition. Alice: Is your email password still 123? Boss: Stop changing the subject.

Sabotage The Plan

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Sabotage The Plan  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, engineering, managers & supervisors, plan, sabatoge, incompetent

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Dilbert: We know our boss's plan is a bad idea, but it's our job to execute anyway. Wally: Maybe we should try to sabotage the plan by being incompetent. Dilbert: Since when do you need a reason to be incompetent? Wally: It's more of a "nice but not necessary" situation.

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Tags boss, engineering, frustration, managers & supervisors, office workers, work, schedule

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Dilbert: I finished coding the new feature. Boss: What took you so long? Dilbert: It took as long as it needed to take. Boss: You're behind schedule. Dilbert: I'm not the one who created the schedule! That was you!!! Maybe you should fire yourself for being so bad at making schedules. Boss: That's not how it works! Dilbert: What does that even mean? Boss: They're starting to catch on that most of what I say doesn't mean anything.