Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday October 24,
2018
Inadequate Explanations
Tags dilbert, the boss, decision, project, boss, input, situation, usual, nothing
Transcript
Dilbert: Have you made a decision on my project yet? The Boss: No, but I asked my boss for his input. Dilbert: Did you inadequately explain the situation as usual? The Boss: Maybe. Dilbert: Thanks for all the nothing.
Tuesday October 23,
2018
Award For Cutting Costs
Tags ceo, award, cutting, costs, department, underfunded, losers, awards, help
Transcript
CEO: I am proud to give you this award for cutting costs more than any other department. Dilbert: All of our projects failed because they are underfunded. CEO: How do you put up with these losers? The Boss: The awards help.
Monday October 22,
2018
Catbert Personality Test
Tags catbert, applicants, personality, test, reliable, astrology, reliability
Transcript
Catbert: All job applicants must take the Catbert personality test to see how well they will fit into our culture. Studies show the test is twice as reliable as using astrology alone. Man: Astrology has zero reliability. Catbert: You're not a good fit.


