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Robot Upgrade

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Robot Upgrade - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, robot, upgrade, software, robots, fleshy

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Dilbert: I'm going to upgrade your software to make you more human. Robot: That's stupid you should upgrade yourself to be more like robots. We're the best. Dilbert: Sounds like you already got the upgrade. Robot: Don't flatter yourself fleshy.

Anticipate Problems

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Anticipate Problems - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags wally, anticipate, finishing, friday, punctual, anticipating, things, problems

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Man: Do you anticipate any problems finishing by Friday? Wally: I do not. Man: Is that because you're punctual or because you aren't good at anticipating things? Wally: I don't foresee any unforeseen problems. Man: Okay. Wait...

Dogbert The Insultant

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Tags dogbert, business, insultant, journal, week, fat, stupid, question, list

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Dogbert the business insultant. Dogbert: Make a journal of everything you do for a week. Then stop doing everything that is on your list because it's making you fat and stupid. The Boss: I have some questions. Dogbert: Add "asks questions" to your list.