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Spending The Company's Money

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Spending The Company's Money - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, price, high, ted, company, money, live, die, minute, sense

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Dilbert: This price is too high. Ted: Why do you care? You're spending the company's money, not your own. And the company doesn't care if you live or die. Dilbert: Give me a minutes to think of why that doesn't make sense. Ted: Take as long as you need.

Do What Is Right

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Do What Is Right - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, the boss, stupid, punish, hypothetically, right

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Dilbert: Hypothetically, if my boss told me to do something stupid, should I do it? The Boss: You should do what you know is right. Dilbert: Oh, good. The Boss: And then your boss should punish you for doing it.

Bias For Action

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Bias For Action - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags the boss, dilbert, waste, time, thought, chairs, meeting

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The Boss: We need to have a bias for action! Alice: Good idea. This meeting is a total waste of time. The Boss: I probably should have thought that through.