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Slavery Or Work

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Slavery Or Work - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags the boss, wally, dilbert, alice, succeed, nitpick, slavery, choice

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The Boss: We can only succeed if every one of you gives one hundred percent. Wally: I don't mean to nitpick, but wouldn't that technically be slavery? The Boss: No, because you have a choice. Wally: Didn't you just say the other choice is failure?

Death In The Family

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Death In The Family - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags carol, catbert, death, family, dies, specific

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Carol: Can I take time off for a death in the family? Catbert: Well, it depends who dies. Carol: Can you be more specific? Catbert: It has to be you.

Use Company Products

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Use Company Products - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, the boss, wally, asok, alice, attention, products, required, use, bad, sign

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The Boss: It has come to my attention that none of you use the products we make. From now on you are all required to use our products. Asok: Aaaarg!!! Dilbert: Shoot me. The Boss: That's a bad sign. Wally: Nooo!!!