Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday October 03,
2018
Slavery Or Work
Tags the boss, wally, dilbert, alice, succeed, nitpick, slavery, choice
Transcript
The Boss: We can only succeed if every one of you gives one hundred percent. Wally: I don't mean to nitpick, but wouldn't that technically be slavery? The Boss: No, because you have a choice. Wally: Didn't you just say the other choice is failure?
Tuesday October 02,
2018
Death In The Family
Monday October 01,
2018
Use Company Products
Tags dilbert, the boss, wally, asok, alice, attention, products, required, use, bad, sign
Transcript
The Boss: It has come to my attention that none of you use the products we make. From now on you are all required to use our products. Asok: Aaaarg!!! Dilbert: Shoot me. The Boss: That's a bad sign. Wally: Nooo!!!


