The Boss: Ted says you called him a liar. Our policy forbids disrespecting your co-workers.
Alice: But Ted's lying is okay?
The Boss: We don't have a policy about lying.
Alice: Did Ted tell you that?
The Boss: Yes. Oh...
Catbert: Evil director of human resources.
Ted: Alice called me a liar.
Catbert: What were you doing when that happened?
Ted: Lying.
Catbert: Maybe we should talk about that.
Ted: There's no company policy against lying I checked.
Man: This workplace is dehumanizing! I can no longer work in this environment! I refuse to allow any more assaults on my dignity. I quit!
The Boss: And your name is...?