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Tuesday September 18,
2018
Dogbert The Meeting Referee
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Monday September 17,
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Sunday September 16,
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Tags dilbert, employee, calendar, week, awkward, problem, schedule, relative, lunch, sandwich
Transcript
Male Employee: Do you have an hour to meet next week? Dilbert: Let me check my calendar. Next week is not good. Male Employee: You don't have one hour of free time all week? Dilbert: Well, this is awkward. The problem isn't my schedule so much as your total lack of value relative to my alternatives. Male Employee: Maybe we could meet over lunch? Dilbert: I like to focus on my sandwich.

