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Saturday September 15,
2018
Dogbert's Pep Talk
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Friday September 14,
2018
Virtual Reality
Tags dilbert, wally, days, virtual, trained, hospital, designer, bed, lazy
Transcript
Dilbert: After spending three great days in virtual reality, I accidentally trained myself to hate actual reality. Wally: What if this reality is actually another virtual reality, and you're really in a hospital bed somewhere? Dilbert: What kind of designer would make a reality with you in it? Wally: A lazy one.
Thursday September 13,
2018
Present Company Excluded
Tags dilbert, carol, virtual, human, organic, cheated, present, excluded, problem
Transcript
Dilbert: I just spent three days using virtual reality with no human contact whatsoever. Now every time I interact with an organic human, I feel cheated. Carol: Present company excluded? Dilbert: Here's another problem I never have in virtual reality.

