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Dogbert's Pep Talk

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Dogbert's Pep Talk - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, dogbert, virtual, forget, real, people, inadequate, talk

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Dilbert: I'm worried that if I spend too much time using virtual reality, I'll forget how to talk to real people. Dogbert: I doubt you could get more boring and inadequate than you already are.

Virtual Reality

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Virtual Reality - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, wally, days, virtual, trained, hospital, designer, bed, lazy

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Dilbert: After spending three great days in virtual reality, I accidentally trained myself to hate actual reality. Wally: What if this reality is actually another virtual reality, and you're really in a hospital bed somewhere? Dilbert: What kind of designer would make a reality with you in it? Wally: A lazy one.

Present Company Excluded

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Present Company Excluded - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, carol, virtual, human, organic, cheated, present, excluded, problem

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Dilbert: I just spent three days using virtual reality with no human contact whatsoever. Now every time I interact with an organic human, I feel cheated. Carol: Present company excluded? Dilbert: Here's another problem I never have in virtual reality.