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Introducing The New Hire

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Introducing The New Hire - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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The New Hire New Hire: Can you take me around the office and introduce me? The Boss: No, that scheme won't work because it requires me to admit I don't know most of their names. New Hire: What's my name? The Boss: Um... Does it start with a letter?

Unmotivated Staff

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Unmotivated Staff - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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The Boss: A few months ago, I realized my staff was unmotivated and working on all the wrong things. It took all of my leadership skills to get them motivated again. Catbert: Are they still doing the wrong things? The Boss: Faster than ever.

Dogbert's Time Management Book

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Dogbert's Time Management Book - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Dogbert: Would you like to read my book on time management? Dilbert: Yes. These pages are blank. Dogbert: I just saved you three hours.