Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday August 25,
2018
Dilbert Consults His Bumper Stickers
Tags ceo, dilbert, government regulations, marketing, question authority
Transcript
CEO: Government regulations prevent us from marketing our products the way we want. What should we do? Dilbert: I'll consult my bundle of bumper stickers for some guidance. "Question authority." CEO: How did you get so smart?
Friday August 24,
2018
Dilbert Uses Bumper Sticker Wisdom
Tags dilbert, the boss, permission, bumper stickers, forgive
Transcript
The Boss: Dilbert, did you reconfigure the server without my permission? Dilbert: Let me consult my collection of bumper stickers for an answer. "It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission." The Boss: Okay, that sounds right.
Thursday August 23,
2018
Resending Email
Tags wally, the boss, project, dead in the water, requests, budget
Transcript
The Boss: Wally, give me an update on your project. Wally: My project is dead in the water because every time I send you my budget request, you lose it and ask me to resend it. The Boss: I haven't seen any budget requests. Wally: I'll resend it.


