Carol: Ted is trying to sabotage my project because he is so insecure.
Dilbert: Is it possible you're imagining all of that and he is just doing his job?
Carol: I was hoping you'd be supportive.
Dilbert: I like to be on the winning side.
Ted: Your plan is dumb because it reminds me of something different that didn't work out.
Dilbert: Being reminded of unrelated things is not a form of thinking.
Ted: History repeats.
Dilbert: Then how does something new ever happen?
The Boss: Your proposed solution has too many problems.
Dilbert: You're not good at comparing things.
The Boss: Pfft. I'm way better at it than a giraffe.