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Your Word Against Everyone

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Your Word Against Everyone - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags accusation, assume, assumption, opinion

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Boss: Everyone says you hate the new product test plan. Dilbert: No, I like it. Boss: Pffft. I don't think all of those people can be wrong about what you think. Dilbert: I'm kind of an expert on what I think. Boss: I guess it's just your word against everyone.

Mind Reader Coworker

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Mind Reader Coworker - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags paranoia, body language, assume, assumption, conclusions

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Man: Why do you hate the plan so much? Dilbert: I don't hate the plan. I like the plan. Man: No, I can tell by the way you chose your words that you hate it. Now I can tell by your face that you hate me. Dilbert: You're like a blind squirrel who brings his own nuts to the park.

Your Lying Face

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Your Lying Face  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags meeting, assumption, face, facial expression, business

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Dilbert: Why didn't you invite me to the meeting? Man: I could tell by your face that you didn't want to be invited. Dilbert: But I did want to be invited. Man: Tell that to your lying face.