Dilbert.com by Scott Adams

Strategy Is To Nimble And Agile

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Strategy Is To Nimble And Agile  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags nimble, agile, logic, questioning, strategy, language

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: Our strategy is to be nimble and agile. Dilbert: Do other companies have a strategy of being clumsy and slow? Catbert: How'd the new strategy rollout go? Boss: They ruined it with questions.

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags argument, arguing, accusation, social media, technology

View Transcript

Transcript

Man: Why did you say we don't have a budget for our project? Dilbert: I never said that. Man: Then why did you say the project isn't feasible? Dilbert: I never said anything like that. Man: But you did say you thought it would take ten years to finish? Dilbert: I've never said anything like that. Man: Hahaha! You're in total meltdown mode now. Dilbert: I already forgot what we were talking about. Boss: How was your talk with Dilbert? Man: He's backpedaling after I totally owned him.

No Path To Victory

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
No Path To Victory - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags catch-22, laziness, request

View Transcript

Transcript

Woman: Do you have a minute? Wally: Can I get back to you? Woman: If I say yes, I will never hear from you. But if I say no, I'll look like a pushy jerk. I don't see a path to victory here. Wally: Have you tried lowering your expectations?