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Might Reorganize

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Might Reorganize - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags responsibility, work ethic, reorganization, merger, laziness

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Wally: Are you still considering a reorganization of the department? Boss: Maybe. Wally: Oh, good. I was worried I might be held accountable for my lack of accomplishments. Boss: I might be playing this wrong. Wally: Hey, everyone! We're free!

Ted Cross Trains

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Ted Cross Trains - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags cross-training, fired, firing, unemployment

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Boss: Ted, I need you to train the new hire how to do your job. Ted: Are you firing me? Boss: No, no. Just standard cross-training. Ted: Okay, I was worried for a second there. Boss: And start tidying up your cubicle.

Ai For Productivity

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Ai For Productivity - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags meetings, meeting, productivity, obliviousness, business

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Boss: We started using A.I. to identify when employees are unproductive. Device: Ping ping ping ping ping ping. Boss: Looks like this meeting is setting off some alarms.