Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday April 27,
2018
Arresting The Rich
Tags money, rich people, arrest, discrimination, equality
Transcript
Police Officer: Before I arrest you, I'll need to know your net worth. We have a slightly different process for arresting rich folks. Dogbert: I'm very rich. Police Officer: In that case, I'll wear the handcuffs.
Thursday April 26,
2018
Kicking Brains Into The River
Tags surveillance, photo, evidence, identity, guilt, proof
Transcript
Police Officer: You're under arrest for running a scam cryogenic investment firm. We have video footage of you kicking unfrozen brains into the river. Dogbert: That doesn't look like me. Police Officer: You were chanting your own name.
Wednesday April 25,
2018
Brains In A River
Tags cryogenics, ethics, laziness, yelp, online review, comments, feedback, customers
Transcript
Dogbert: Being the owner of a cryogenic investment firm is a lot of work. So instead of keeping my customers' brains frozen, I decided to toss them in the river and hope no one notices. The best kind of customers are the ones who can't write bad Yelp! reviews.


