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Show More Initiative

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Show More Initiative - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags managers, boss, criticism, encouragement, initiative, engagement

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Boss: You fool! That web page is not designed the way I would have done it! And I never would have explained it this way! Lastly, I want you to show more initiative. Dilbert: Are you still here?

Dumb Question

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Dumb Question - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags engineers, questioning, dumb question, stupidity, jargon, language, lingo

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Boss: I'm not an engineer, so this might be a dumb question. But why can't we 3-D print a blockchain and HTML it into a bitcoin? Dilbert: Alice can answer that. Alice: I quit.

Terrible Personality

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Terrible Personality - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags hiring, company culture, personality, engineers, psychology

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Boss: Which one of the engineering candidates should I hire? Dilbert: Both are highly experienced, but one has a terrible personality. Boss: Sounds like a perfect fit. Dilbert: I told him to expect an offer.