Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday April 06,
2018
Elbonian Interference
Tags hacker, hacking, trolls, protest, counter-protest, obliviousness, manipulation
Transcript
Dilbert: Uh-oh. I think we are being attacked by an Elbonian troll farm. They're organizing an employee protest against management and... a management counter-protest against employees. Luckily, no one here is stupid enough to... Boss: Down with employees!
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Thursday April 05,
2018
Team Building Dance
Tags team-building, dance, rules, restrictions, fun
Transcript
Boss: This year's team-building event will be a dance. No alcohol will be served. The event is for employees only, and you're not allowed to touch each other. Have a great time. Dilbert: How?
Wednesday April 04,
2018
Value Of An Employee's Life
Tags big business, ethics, morals, morality, death, damage, value, medical
Transcript
Dilbert: The proposed system would reduce accidental employee deaths by 20 percent. CEO: What is the ratio of the value of an employee's life compared to real people? Dilbert: I find your question disturbing. CEO: Just tell me the answer, halfling!

