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Friday March 16,
2018
Moth Man Keeps Popping In
Tags conversation, talking, frustration, workload, annoyance
Transcript
Dilbert: I can't get any work done because the storytelling mothman keeps popping in to my cubicle uninvited. Why did you hire a storytelling mothman in the first place? Was it not obvious this would happen? Boss: Everyone's a genius in hindsight.
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Thursday March 15,
2018
Mothman Detects Energy
Tags workload, talking, socializing, conversation
Transcript
The Storytelling Mothman. Mothman: I detect the energy of an employee with a high workload. I'm here to tell you a long story that you think will never end. Alice: That is the last thing I need right now. Mothman: Do you know the history of the paper clip?
Wednesday March 14,
2018
Story Telling Mothman
Tags mothman, workload, responsibility, stress, story, talking
Transcript
Boss: I hired a storytelling mothman. He identifies with employees with the greatest workloads and wastes their time telling long stories. Dilbert: We don't need a storytelling mothman. Boss: Then why does every company have one?

