Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday February 17,
2018
Bad Analogies
Friday February 16,
2018
Directionally Accurate
Tags projections, budget, finance, math, excuse, compliment, accuracy, education, money
Transcript
Boss: Are you confident in your financial projections? Wally: They're directionally accurate. Boss: Your columns don't even add up. Wally: Why is it so hard for you to give a compliment?
Thursday February 15,
2018
Boss Is Sane
Tags mental health, mental illness, managers, sane, insanity, logic
Transcript
Narrator: Dogbert The Mental Health Expert. Boss: Can you confirm that my employees have lost their minds? Dogbert: Yes, because they work for you. Any other questions? Boss: But I'm sane, right? Dogbert: Yes, because you hired me.


