Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Sunday January 21,
2018
Tags address, address of meeting, anger, driving, gps, inattentive, lost, meeting, naviagte, navigation system, snap, using phone, business
Transcript
Dilbert: Whats the address for our meeting? The Boss: You don't need it. I'll tell you where to turn, Dilbert: With all due respect you are not a reliable navigation system. You will be using your phone and you will forget to tell me when to turn. Dilbert: If I point out your inattentiveness you will snap at me,. Dilbert: I wil be seething with anger for the entire drive, while wondering if I am already lost and don't know it. or you could tell me the address now. The boss: You don't need it. I'll tell you when to turn. AN HOUR LATER Dilbert: must... not drive...over...cliff....
Saturday January 20,
2018
Ceo Gives Shoulder Rubs
Tags flirting, implementation, new rules, shoulder rub, sock collar, team spirit
Transcript
CEO: Hey, Alice. Let me give you a shoulder rub in the name of team spirit. CEO: AAAAGH!!! Alice: click CEO: I hate having a court - ordered shock collar. The boss: I don't see a...oh.
Friday January 19,
2018
Employee Body Cams
Tags against ceo, misinterpret warmness, record interactions, sexual harrasment, wear body cams, complaints
Transcript
The Boss: we've had seven hundred complaints about sexual harassment in the past month. From now on, employees must wear body cams to r record every interaction. Alice: Weren't all of this e complaints against our CEO? The boss: People misinterpret his warmness.

