Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday January 12,
2018
Coworkers Who Are Special
Tags consultation, insults, fired, pay, advice, special, compliment
Transcript
Dogbert Consults Never call your co-worker a colossal moron, That could get you fired. Instead , say, "well, aren't you special" Dilbert: Are we paying you for this advice? Dogbert: well, aren't you special.
Thursday January 11,
2018
Pretending To Be Helpful
Tags insulting, coworkers, consultation, indirect, pretend, helpful, grammar, slide deck
Transcript
Dogbert consults Never insult your co-worers directly. Instead, undermine their confidence by pretending to be helpful. Wally: let me know if you need help fixing the grammar in your slide deck. Alice: what?
Wednesday January 10,
2018
You Heard A Rumor
Tags consultaion, insult, rumor, divulge source, dating pillow, co - workers
Transcript
Dogbert consults Dogbert: Nevre insult your co workers directly. The company would fire you for that. Instead say you heard a rumor but you can't divulge your source. Asok: that feels wrong. Dogbert: Someone told me your dating your pillow.


