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Tina Should Hope For The Best

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Tina Should Hope For The Best - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags complaints, human resources, results, transparency, business

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Tina: Have you done anything to address my complaints about management? Catbert: I can't tell you about any confidential conversations I have with management. Tina: So... should I just hope for the best? Catbert: That sounds like a solid plan.

Tina Has Complaints Against His Boss

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Tina Has Complaints Against His Boss - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags human resources, complaint, ignore, attention, results, business

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Tina: I have complaints about my boss. Many, many complaints. Catbert: Tell me about it while I pretend to listen. Tina: Then you will look into my complaints? Catbert: Is there any way you would know if I didn't?

Helping The Boss Be Successful

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Helping The Boss Be Successful - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags helpfulness, niceness, kindness

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Asok: How can I help you achieve your goals and be more successful? Boss: You could stop talking all creepy and weird. Asok: I thought I was being helpful. Boss: Go hate your job like everyone else.