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Alice Forgives

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Alice Forgives - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags revenge, forgiveness, bygones, anger, vindictive

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Man: Alice, can you review this for technical accuracy? Alice: No, because six years ago you rolled your eyes when I said something at a meeting. Man: Can you forgive me? Alice: Yes. That process involves not helping you.

Soul Killing Tasks

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Soul Killing Tasks - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags work, pleasure, toil, fulfillment, engagement

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Dilbert: Hey, I have a great idea. Maybe I could work on interesting projects instead of the soul-killing tasks you always assign to me. Boss: Why would I pay you for enjoying yourself? Dilbert: I was not prepared for that question.

View From Thirty Thousand Feet

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View From Thirty Thousand Feet - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags distance, jargon, managers, leadership, buzzwords, guidance

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Boss: What's the view on this from thirty thousand feet? Alice: From that distance, everything we do is meaningless. Boss: Then how do we know what to do? Alice: I guess we ruled out "leadership."