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Rabies Warnings

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Rabies Warnings - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags warning, caution, safety, liability, rabies

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Tina: Alice, can you review the product warning I wrote? Alice: "Don't start a fight with a rabid raccoon while using this product." You have nineteen pages of rabies warnings. Tina: I was surprised at how many animals there are.

Gain Weight Using Product

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Gain Weight Using Product - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags warning, caution, labeleing, weight, safety, medical

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Tina: Did I leave out any risks on the product warning page? Boss: I don't see anything about the risk of overeating while owning the product. Tina: Our product has nothing to do with eating. Boss: Then why did I gain weight when I used it?

Product Warning Is Coming Along

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Product Warning Is Coming Along - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags user guide, safety, directions, overthinking, managers

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Boss: Tina, have you finished writing the product safety warning? Tina: I'm on page 357 with no end in sight. Boss: Okay, keep up the good work. I probably should have done a little micromanaging there.