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Friday July 07,
2017
Attending A Meeting For Kevin
Tags virtual reality, sexual harrassment, real, fantasy, imagination
Transcript
Boss: Can you attend a meeting for Kevin, our new immersive VR employee? Dilbert: Why can't Kevin do it? Boss: Alice needed him for something. Alice: Good. Now do it again, but without your shirt. Kevin: I'm not comfortable with this.
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Thursday July 06,
2017
Asok Can't Take Immersive Vr Seat
Tags virtual reality, vr, reality, physical, illusion
Transcript
Boss: That seat is taken by Kevin, our new immersive VR employee. Asok: But... I'm a physical person. Boss: Did you just insult Kevin's corporeal identity? Asok: I don't see how that's a problem. Kevin: I can't work in this hostile environment.
Wednesday July 05,
2017
Immersive Vr Is Immortal
Tags virtual reality, vr, mortality, immortal, human, ai, artificial intelligence
Transcript
Narrator: Kevin, the immersive VR employee. Dilbert: I have to keep reminding myself that you don't really exist. Kevin: I have to keep reminding myself that your organic personality was long ago replaced with prescription medications. Dilbert: At least I'm real! Kevin: At least I'm immortal. Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

