Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday June 22,
2017
Dilbert Is Cleared Of Colluding
Tags crime, attorney, lawyer, collusion, donald trump, russia, legal
Transcript
Dogbert: I've investigated Dilbert's email and phone records and I can say with confidence he did not collude with Elbonia. But there are many, many other crimes he might have committed, and you should pay me to investigate them. Dilbert: That wasn't helpful. Dogbert: Stop making it all about you.
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Wednesday June 21,
2017
Dogbert The Special Counsel
Tags trump, comey, obstruction, russia, collusion
Transcript
Boss: Everyone says you've been colluding with our Elbonian competitors. I've assigned a special counsel to review all of your email and phone logs. Dilbert: I've done nothing wrong. Dogbert: Stop trying to obstruct justice.
Tuesday June 20,
2017
Dilbert Might Be Colluding
Tags collusion, trump, russia, rumor, conjecture
Transcript
CEO: People tell me Dilbert's project is in chaos. Why is that? Boss: Maybe he's been colluding with our Elbonian competitors. But that's just a guess. CEO: I can't unhear that.

