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Ted Complains About Dilbert

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Ted Complains About Dilbert  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags budget, money, funding, creativity, embezzlement, fraud

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Boss: Ted is complaining that you charged your expenses to his project. Dilbert: You told me to be creative because you forgot to fund my project. Boss: I wasn't expecting you to do that. Dilbert: That's what makes it creative. I looked it up.

Be Creative With Funding

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Be Creative With Funding  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags budget, creativity, funding, money, progress, trick

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Dilbert: I couldn't do any work this week because you forgot to ask for funding for my project. Boss: Stop making excuses. Be creative. Ted: Why do you want to know my project charge code? Dilbert: Just curious.

Dilbert's Project Is Unfunded

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Dilbert's Project Is Unfunded  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags managers, forgetful, forgetting, money, budget, oversight

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Dilbert: I don't see my project in the new budget. Boss: Oh, right. I forgot all about you. Dilbert: That sounds easy to fix. Boss: Yup. MY problem will be solved as soon as you leave.