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Wednesday June 07,
2017
Ted Complains About Dilbert
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Tags budget, money, funding, creativity, embezzlement, fraud
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Boss: Ted is complaining that you charged your expenses to his project. Dilbert: You told me to be creative because you forgot to fund my project. Boss: I wasn't expecting you to do that. Dilbert: That's what makes it creative. I looked it up.
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Tuesday June 06,
2017
Be Creative With Funding
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Monday June 05,
2017
Dilbert's Project Is Unfunded
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