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Culture As An Asset

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Culture As An Asset - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags company, culture, motivation, strategy, buzzword, jargon, business

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Boss: I've been telling employees that our culture is our best asset. Catbert: Do they pretend that makes sense? Boss: Yes, because we have a culture of lying to avoid conflict.

Culture Is Our Greates Strength

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Culture Is Our Greates Strength - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags culture, company, competition, obliviousness, modesty, business

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Boss: Our greatest strength is our company culture. Dilbert: What's our company culture. Wally: Give us a hint. Boss: We're fiercely competitive. Wally: Do we hide it because we're also modest?

Cultural Fit

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Cultural Fit - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags culture, intelligence, hiring

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Dilbert: We're looking for employees that fit our culture. Man: What's so great about your culture is that it can't be improved? Dilbert: You might be too smart to work here. Man: That's the vibe I'm getting too.