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No Texting At Work

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No Texting At Work - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags politeness, etiquette, company policy, communication, distraction, social media, conversation, interaction, technology

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Dilbert: The company's new politeness policy forbids you from texting while I am trying to talk to you. Alice: I'm not using a texting app. I'm replying to people on social media. Dilbert: You're missing the point. Alice: When did my happiness stop being the point?

Honest Opinion But Polite

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Honest Opinion But Polite - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags criticism, political correctness, politically correct, company policy, honesty

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Dilbert: Our new politeness policy forbids me from giving you an honest opinion of your idea. So, instead, I will talk about an unrelated topic and you can draw your own conclusions. So... did you hear about the manure fire that burned down a pig farm?

Tina Won't Stop Talking

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Tina Won't Stop Talking - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags conversation, company policy, politeness, etiquette, time, talking

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Dilbert: Our new politeness policy is having unintended consequences. I just spent four hours listening to Tina talk about hear health problems because the company says it is rude to just walk away. Wally: How did you escape? Dilbert: She had a health problem. I got lucky.