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Wednesday February 01,
2017
Robot Lawyer Has Comments
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Tuesday January 31,
2017
Robot Lawyer Writes Gibberish
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Monday January 30,
2017
Robotic Hair Transplant
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Tags coffee, conversation, hair, surgery, medical
Transcript
Never go to a robotic hair transplant center on the same day they upgrade the software. Is that the surgery where they take hair from the back of your head and fill in the bald spot? That's how the old software worked. The new one didn't respect boundaries.

