Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday January 20,
2017
Remember Or Rumor
Tags laziness, work ethic, ruse, trick, ego, top secret, project
Transcript
Boss: What is this "Red File" people keep telling me you're working on? Wally: Do you remember giving me this secret project, or should I spread the rumor that you have dementia? Boss: Oh, now I sort of remember. Wally: Good. Now run along while I work on the red file.
Thursday January 19,
2017
Wally's Red File Gets Him Out Of Work
Tags laziness, ruse, work ethic, deception, excuse
Transcript
Wally: I'd love to help you, but I'm busy working on the red file. Woman: Is the red file a real thing or just a thing you say to get out of work? Wally: It's all the same on your end.
Wednesday January 18,
2017
The Illusion Of Work
Tags work ethic, laziness, deception
Transcript
Wally: It's easier to create the illusion of work than it is to do actual work. That's why I carry this red folder with me wherever I go. Man: Can you attend a design meeting at two? Wally: Ooh... I wish I could, but I'm behind on the red file.


