Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday January 14,
2017
Fairness Is For Kids And Idiots
Tags fair, fairness, wages, equality, worth, money
Transcript
Dilbert: The new hire gets paid more than me. It isn't fair. Dogbert: Fairness is a concept that was invented so kids and idiots could participate in debates. Dilbert: Hey, that's not fair. Dogbert: The best case scenario here is that you're younger than you look.
Friday January 13,
2017
New Hire Makes More
Tags wages, salary, compensation, fairness, negotiation, confrontation, money
Transcript
Dilbert: I just found out that the new hire makes more than I do. Boss: It isn't my fault that you're a terrible negotiator. Dilbert: I don't like confrontation. Boss: I know. It saves me a lot of money. Shoo!


