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Boss Wrecks Car

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Boss Wrecks Car - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags text, distraction, texting, murder, plot, driving

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Boss: I wrecked my car because I was responding to your urgent text. For the third time in a row. Carol: What are you implying? Boss: Are you trying to kill me? Carol: I blame your bad judgment.

Texting The Boss

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Texting The Boss - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags texting, driving, distraction, trick, murder, killing, malice

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Carol: Hold on, I have to text my boss while he's driving. I'll say it's a crisis so he has to text back. Dilbert: Is it legal to kill him that way? Carol: Yes, I checked with a lawyer first.

Strategy Document

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Strategy Document - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags strategy, obliviousness, insult

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Dilbert: I saw your email about destroying the company. Boss: Huh? The only email I sent you was my strategy for the coming year. Dilbert: Well, maybe I read it too fast.