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Wednesday December 21,
2016
Won't Take No For An Answer
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Tuesday December 20,
2016
Forgot To Go To Pre Meeting Corrected
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Tags deception, lying, deadline, boss, executive
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CEO: Is the software finished as your boss promised me it would be? Dilbert: I forgot to go to the pre-meeting for this meeting, so I'll guess the answer is.. yes? CEO: Okay, keep up the good work! Dilbert: Thanks goodness he doesn't know what the truth even looks like.
Monday December 19,
2016
Who's Turn To Lie
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