Dilbert.com by Scott Adams

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags mentor, mentorship, competition, honesty, truth

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Dilbert: I need some mentoring. Boss: This is awkward. On one hand, helping you would make me appear wise and generous. On the other hand, it would make you a more credible threat to take my job. I see you as more of an adversary than a subordinate. That's why I withhold vital information that you need to do your job. I've already said too much. Wally: Did you learn anything? Dilbert: Yes, unfortunately.

P Ity The Windowless

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P Ity The Windowless - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags cubicle, office, office workers, location, window, ego, superiority

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Tina: Do you think you're better than me just because you have a cubicle with a window? Wally: Yes. Continuous exposure to new stimuli makes my brain create useful pathways and connections. Tina: I did not see that coming. Wally: I pity the windowless.

Travelling Broadens Worldview

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Travelling Broadens Worldview - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags travel, perspective, view, worldview

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Alice: I love travelling because it broadens my understanding of the world. Wally: I know what you mean. I just got a cubicle near the window and now I see the world as an alleyway between me and the parking garage. Alice: That's dumb. Wally: That's not what the alley people say.