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Aland From Quality Assurance

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Aland From Quality Assurance - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags quality assurance, reinforcement, positivity

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Alan: Hi, I'm Alan, from the Quality Assurance department. Don't be worried about quality. I assure you we have plenty of it. Dilbert: That's all you do? Alan: Hey, I don't tell you how to do your job.

Tina's Soul Will Live On

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Tina's Soul Will Live On - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags reincarnation, afterlife, faith, soul

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Tina: I hate my job, but I'm looking forward to my afterlife. Dilbert: Are you hearing good things about decomposing? Tina: My soul will live forever. Wally: Good luck. I lost mine at my first performance review.

Only Work If You'd Rather Do Something Else

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Only Work If You'd Rather Do Something Else - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags fulfillment, happiness, satisfaction, work ethic, motivation, psychology

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Boss: Remember, it's only work if you'd rather be doing something else! Tina: I would rather do anything else. Boss: Oh. In that case, you're trapped in a nightmare that never ends. Tina: I have a lot riding on the afterlife.