Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday August 05,
2016
Drone Defense Kills Birds
Tags invention, drone, national security, design, birds, flying, collateral damage
Transcript
Boss: How's the drone defense shield design coming along? Dilbert: Super. The only risk is that it will kill every bird in the sky on day one. Boss: Don't birds have feet? They can just walk. Dilbert: I'll add that to the slide deck.
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Thursday August 04,
2016
Drone Defense System
Wednesday August 03,
2016
Men Who Meet 27 Criteria
Tags dating, attraction, relationships
Transcript
Woman: I'm looking for a man who meets my 27 criteria for a relationship. Dilbert: I'm looking for a woman who doesn't have 27 criteria for a relationship. How am I doing? Woman: Now I have 28 criteria.

