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Drone Defense Kills Birds

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Drone Defense Kills Birds - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags invention, drone, national security, design, birds, flying, collateral damage

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Boss: How's the drone defense shield design coming along? Dilbert: Super. The only risk is that it will kill every bird in the sky on day one. Boss: Don't birds have feet? They can just walk. Dilbert: I'll add that to the slide deck.

Drone Defense System

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Drone Defense System - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags drone, help, rescue, inept, failure, technology

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Dilbert: The government asked us to design a system to stop drone attacks on the homeland. The future of civilization is in our hands. Wally: I'm gonna miss civilization.

Men Who Meet 27 Criteria

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Men Who Meet 27 Criteria - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dating, attraction, relationships

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Woman: I'm looking for a man who meets my 27 criteria for a relationship. Dilbert: I'm looking for a woman who doesn't have 27 criteria for a relationship. How am I doing? Woman: Now I have 28 criteria.