Dilbert.com by Scott Adams

Wally And Agile Programming

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Wally And Agile Programming - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags laziness, work ethic, avoid, evasion, acrobatics

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: I'll ask Wally to write this software. I haven't seen him since he took that agile programming class.

Dashboard Never Changes

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Dashboard Never Changes - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags deception, trick, technology, status, ruse

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: I noticed that the project dashboard you wrote for me never changes. Dilbert: That's because our projects are always doing great. Boss: It's a static image, isn't it? Dilbert: You're gonna wish you asked that three weeks ago.

Dashboard For The Boss

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Dashboard For The Boss - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags technology, ruse, trick, deception.

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: It's called a dashboard. It shows the current status of all our projects. With a tool like this, you never need to ask us for status updates. Wally: How'd the fake dashboard gambit work out? Dilbert: Great! He hasn't talked to me in weeks.