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Thursday June 30,
2016
Wally's Email Makes No Sense
Tags bot, deception, laziness, work ethic, obliviousness
Transcript
Boss: Wally's emails make no sense. Dilbert: He replaced himself with a chatbot. He designed the chatbot to be useless so you'd think it was him. Boss: And he thought this would fool me? Dilbert: He's been gone for four months.
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Wednesday June 29,
2016
Wally Replaces Himself With Chatbot
Tags laziness, working from home, work ethic, technology, bot
Transcript
Wally: I got approval to work from home. My chatbot will answer all of my emails and text messages. Dilbert: Chatbot answers would be useless. Wally: I hope so. Otherwise it wouldn't sound like me.

